Chris Garcia, 11/20/11

 “No Bird”

I constructed No Bird from the pages of AM New York, a free daily newspaper designed for morning commuters. The whole paper is designed to be read in the span of a subway ride, so it is usually pretty sparse with information.

Well, we bought a 20 pound frozen bird that’s taking up half the fridge. On Thanksgiving, I’m going to invest hours tending to this grotesque creature. I’ll watch it brown, I’ll baste it in its’ own draining fluids. Thing is, I don’t even like turkey. It is my least favorite dish on Thanksgiving. I also generally hate the holiday all together.

Maybe this year, I’ll make giblet margaritas and lock the door. Happy Thanksgiving…


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